If you aren't freestyling *at your phone* every opportunity you get, then how can you ever expect to be taken seriously as a rapper?!
Seriously folks: Text to Speech is the future.
I'M JUST SAYIN.
The very next text you spit,
(girl) it better be legit,
don't go back and edit it,
like some embarrassed little twit.
score bonus points
osaki ni, shiko ikitai-ii**
("pardon me for leaving early, but i really have to pee")
**android and iphones will both have issues with japanese... CRAZY I NO RITE?!