Friday, March 2, 2012

If you aren't rapping to your phone yet, you're doing it wrong



If you aren't freestyling *at your phone* every opportunity you get, then how can you ever expect to be taken seriously as a rapper?!

Seriously folks: Text to Speech is the future.



I'M JUST SAYIN.




The very next text you spit,
(girl) it better be legit,
don't go back and edit it,
like some embarrassed little twit.

bilingual joints,
score bonus points
osaki ni, shiko ikitai-ii**
("pardon me for leaving early, but i really have to pee")

**android and iphones will both have issues with japanese... CRAZY I NO RITE?!



1 comments:

Ixobelle said...

Understand this:

Your shit will be fucked. Going back and editing it to make it work defeats the purpose.

Crap it out there and hit send, don't be bothered by the end, whats the worst they goonna do, log into facebook and unfriend?

<3